Saturday, January 3, 2009

Israeli/Palestinian War

Now I am not a fan of conflict. War is absurd and almost all the time unnecessary in almost every circumstance since the creation of the universe. I am not a supporter of the current Israeli Government who has placed more restrictions on pilgrims- Christian, Muslim or whoever is not Orthodox Jewish. But I am also not a fan of the "freedom fighting" Palestinian either. My reason is simple: if you launch mortars over a wall and hit someone or something, expect retaliation. Its a pretty stupid ordeal to whine about getting invaded when you did it to yourself. This is how I see it, Pallywood style:
"Hey, Jimmy! Lets lob some missiles over towards the Israelis! Lets pray to Allah that we hit someone and get our 70+ virgins wheh we die!"

"Sounds good Bob-O!"

Later that week after Jimmy and Bob-O launched a few more...

"Hey! Why all the tanks and guns and Israeli soldiers? What gives? All we did was try to kill a few Israelis for virgins in Paradise! Is that so wrong? I mean, come on- They're only Jews!"

"Hey Jimmy! Lets make some propaganda footage for 60 minutes and other weak-willed nations who sympathize with our anti-Israeli interest for our virgins!"

"Sounds great, Bob-O!"
"People of the world, we bring authentic footage of our resistance against the Israeli dogs! watch this!



1 comment:

Aaron said...

"And this year's Academy Award goes to.....Palestine!!!!!"